January 2012
someone once told me my handwriting indicated that iw as intellegent but unfocused and also very anxious but who are they to talk, also who were they i can’t even remember
conveying obvious psychosis during conversation, “you’re so funny!”
moveable eyelids, external ear openings, inflexible jaws
Anonymous asked: hi. This is Gilbert Gottfried (the guy that did the voice of the parrot in Aladdin). Just wanted to say your blog is gnarly.
see: mercy killings
Anonymous asked: want to have sex?
spotless asked: why does the ice cream truck only come when i am lying in bed in my underwear
sometimes i listen to modest mouse and cry and cry isn’t that funny
svartdod:
I like stretching and Rolling around
in my nightmare last night i get married and have my honey moon at disneyland and am completely content with it
someone asked me the name of the song that was playing so i had to say butt-house blondies
euroboyfriend:
after my second husband shot me the second time i realized that love is all that matters
sex is the worst thing to think about i am crying
svartdod:
*struggles to stay alive*
someone just asked me if i was on the menu he’s balding
crystalthimble:
Today a stranger walked up to me and said
“Awesome boots. Terrible attitude.”
and then walked away
a man destined to hang can never drown
strepsis:
Lil B - “I’m Slavoj Žižek”
