April 2011
i had 2 friends mickey and DAG but they’re gone now
1-800-MIX-A-LOT
yaep thats me bein cute actin cute
“or like this”
A lady drop her bag full of candy
A lady drop her purse
A lady’s shoe fall off
A group of screaming people watching a sporting event, screaming
A drunk man drop his beer glass
A beer glass shatter
A man feeding pigeons
A lady pick her butt
A car crash into the wall of urban outfitters
A cat
A child with no apparent owner
“in conjunction with
these rivers of shit
that keep rolling through my brain, Captain
Walrus, I can only say that I hardly understand
it and would say
any number of Hail Marys
to put a stop to it -
I’d even go back to living with that whore with the
heart of brass just
to keep these rivers of shit from rolling through my
brain, Captain Walrus, but
of course
I would never stop playing the horses or
drinking
but
Captain
to keep these rivers from flowing
I’d promise to never
eat eggs again and
I’d shave my head and my balls, I’d live in
the state of Delaware and I’d even
force myself to sit through any movie acted in by
any member of the Fonda family.
think about it, Captain Walrus, the
plum is in the pudding and the parasol bends to
the West wind
I’ve got to do something about all this.
it seems like it never
stops.
each man’s hell is in a different
location: mine is just up and
behind
my ruined
face.”
Grouper — Soul Eraser