someone just called moo goo gai pan “mo mo gay pain”
covnter asked: hiyaa, why not follow me?? :P
he has that thing what is that thing where you fall asleep in the middle of a sentance narcolepsy right right so george went to the union, see, to get his free turkey because uh the union always gave george this free turkey at christmas time because he was shell shocked from the first world war you know what i mean anyways so george is standing in line getting his free turkey but the thing is is...
privileged statements are the thing that makes me most remorseful that i have any senses
sexual arousal is a crippling nightmare
svartdod: Man hands are good to feel on and in you i die
i am thinking the most disgusting thoughts who even am i
i’ve been watching romantic comedies all day to punish myself
i support all learning but i can’t support your degree in accounting accountants must take veal baths
just kidding re: everything ever
once someone made a rape joke and i said, verbatim - “that isn’t funny, can you tell me why you think it is” all he had to say was that i was a bitch
work in a matter of single digit hours it’s like i’m slapping my own face but i have no say in it
africans: people with the word “nigger” in their username white people
a world where dr. pepper is an acceptable substitute for breast milk
leave the girls alone
some of you make me so sad i just burst into tears and flames
Anonymous asked: halo.your russian lover here again. sorry for multiple questions. russian internet not like the usa internet.
Anonymous asked: halo. is lurker from russia. Have been following the liz of lemon for a month now. Will help young woman in heat to conceeve tiny half russian half american little baby. Sperm is very strong and healthy of mine. You are beautiful american nubile. Will help with babies if pay for plane ticket. I am very good of looks. Picture if you has a 25 year old russian tony danza. goodbye for now my love.
Anonymous asked: i can give you a baby
he refers to his ex-wife who is also his room mate as ‘the phillipino’ he has AOL
the 68 year old man i work with just asked if i was black
Anonymous asked: are you pregnant lzlmn?
i don’t even like them they are an enigma
i’ve been looking at babies
look at how long i watched those videos
scared of lonely beyonce
female - female misogyny i just ate a whole bar of soap (cake)
i don’t care like don’t move for 72 hours don’t care this has nothing to do with Ego i can’t imagine anyone feeling differently geT Lit
i really don’t care in no way is this an exaggeration so please keep that in mind gEt lit
when someone posts a photo on their facebook wall then crops it and makes it their profile picture because all other persons are just getting in their way i bet my 9 year old brother has a facebook