December 2011
“how do you feel about 5 unlucky lil chicky nugs traveling right on up to your bedroom” i don’t know how to feel i mean what does that mean
cashcrab:
Game Of Yahtzee Turns Into Hot Teen 18+ Threesome Fuckfest
cry because you have split ends and there’s not more space between your thighs
i’m embarrassed by all of you i mean truly
really thinking about laying on the train tracks thinking really hard about it is that sexy to you
i don’t want the world to see me cuz i don’t think that they’d understand when everythings meant to be broken i just want you to know who i am
in my dream last night i was in a giant room full of tables and chairs but i was the only person in there and i think i was in north korea they served me cabbage then dream-skip to macking on some babe and he took off his pants and i told him that was a freaky lookin thing
pretty sure someone is about to jump off the roof of the building next to mine, people are screaming but i don’t think i’ll get up unless i hear a “splat”
i put a craigslist ad up for male validation no one responded
November 2011
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-27) →
Beach House (17)
No Age (10)
WU LYF (9)
Evenings (9)
Real Estate (8)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
really so stoned reading naruda thinking i could...
if anyone can get into north korea it’s me
i want to thank all my fans and supporters
picking my nose with the fingers you dream about at night
“let’s eat dinner tomorrow”
“where at?”
“my house”
“ok,get candles”
“you get candles fuck candles dude”
i am romantic
puke cry into textbook while turning all the pages
bleak realization that i am an actual asshole
Anonymous asked: whats ur biggest secret
just saw vids of my friends’ naked girlfriend about to suck his dick PSA: DON’T FORGET TO LOG OUT
nsect:
my horoscope says i need to drink until i throw up wow
nawdawg:
I found out I was pregnant the day before I had to deliver the baby and the birth occurred and it was a beautiful baby boy and there was a flash forward 20 years and it was this super hot guy and turned out to be Joel’s baby but then it came back to reality and the baby turned into a melting turd and I tried to make lips for it so I could feed it but then I ended up forgetting about it...
