why you act dumb like ehHHUHh duh
November 2011
October 2011
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how many tattoos do you have
nine and they’re all fucking stupid
"IT'S A PRIDE THING, BUT IT'S NOT STUPID"
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I opened my window to smoke a cigarette and Balthazar was just there staring at me so I let her in to kill the mice under the condition that I don’t have to talk to her or touch her but if memory serves me correctly she just fatally wounds them and plays with them for a while until she gets bored
a metaphor for my sex life
just finished breaking bad now what is supposed to stifle my progress and keep my priorities completely fucked up life is over
In 1985, LaBerge performed a pilot study which showed that time perception while counting during a lucid dream is about the same as during waking. Lucid dreamers counted out ten seconds while dreaming, signaling the end of counting with a pre-arranged eye signal measured with electrooculogram recording.[15] LaBerge’s results were confirmed by German researchers in 2004. The German study, by D. Erlacher and M. Schredl, also studied motor activity and found deep knee bends took 44% longer to perform while lucid dreaming.[16]However, a 1995 study in Germany indicated that lucid dreams can also have varied time spans, in which the dreamer can control the length. The study took place during sleep and upon awakening, and required the participants to record their dreams in a log and how long the dreams lasted
just kidding i’m just drunk not kidding really though
IT IS A REVERSAL OF YOUR INTENTION, DO YOU SEE
don’t get mad about this but black people always get mad about this
“what’s with the popularity of over the knee tattoos these days” did you just ask that question
I AM GOING TO BE GENDER PERFORMATIVE FOR HALLOWEEN
oh wait
appropriation of self and/or others, etc etc
communication is essentially impossible i’m going to drink beer
“The conatus with which each single thing endeavors to persist in its own being is nothing but the actual essence of the thing itself.”
Spinoza, E III P7, trans. S. Shirley
“The less you eat, drink and read books; the less you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house; the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you save—the greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor dust will devour—your capital. The less you are, the more you have; the less you express your own life, the greater is your alienated life—the greater is the store of your estranged being.”
—Karl Marx (via themarxistmind)
“According to liberal communist ethics, the ruthless pursuit of profit is counteracted by charity: charity is part of the game, a humanitarian mask hiding the underlying economic exploitation. Developed countries are constantly ‘helping’ undeveloped ones (with aid, credits etc), and so avoiding the key issue: their complicity in and responsibility for the miserable situation of the Third World.” Slavoj Zizek
my mom was a blonde then she told me if i were blonde she’d give me more money
if i was smarter people would like me more oh if only i were blonde
are you sad
if i could be more sad, i couldn’t imagine it!!! but hey life is a slice don’t let the dogs get u down
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a bug just flew into my mouth i ate it
kill everyone now condone first degree murder advocate cannibalism eat shit
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