January 2010
The year’s end.
December 2009
i want to go to this →
SO FUCKING BAD
seriously if i have been waiting FOR OVER A FUCKING HOUR AND 20 MINUTES and this food is as bad as the reviews that i read (AFTER I ORDERED) say it is then holy shit. just holy shit man
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august 21, 2005
eversonpoe:
deathcannon:
bigtimesmalltime:
remember that pete & pete episode when little pete turned on the humidifier and the de-humidifier at the same time and blew a hole in the lawn and got grounded for the fourth of july? or the new years one and the one where big pete goes out with selma blair when she was like sixteen and her name on the show was penelope or something of that...
chrissy you suck: we got there and the street was blocked off chrissy you suck: and we were like chrissy you suck: WTF coma states: wtf kill the road block. chrissy you suck: it wa chrissy you suck: s chrissy you suck: ….. chrissy you suck: the bet awards chrissy you suck: at the kodak theater coma states: AHAHHAHA coma states: NO WAY chrissy you suck: I KNOW
august 21, 2005
remember that pete & pete episode when little pete turned on the humidifier and the de-humidifier at the same time and blew a hole in the lawn and got grounded for the fourth of july? or the new years one and the one where big pete goes out with selma blair when she was like sixteen and her name on the show was penelope or something of that nature? i do.
september 20, 2005
“previously undeveloped fears have been emerging lately from some extremely freudian section of myself, and they are as follows: bugs that are very small that i find in my bed, bugs that are somewhat large that crawl from the depths of the shower drain, things that you think are dead but then suddenly spring to life, shame, embarrassment, suffocatingly tight shirts that i cannot fit over my...
my life feels like playing jenga. is there an exclamation point at the end of jenga? jenga!? my life feels like playing jenga!
seraph serenades: OMG THIS GUY MARK WAS AT THE PARTY seraph serenades: NAD I WAS LIKE seraph serenades: LOL coma states: HAHAHAHHAHA coma states: WERE YOU LIKE coma states: YES YOU LIVE A LIE I’LL TELL YOU WHY seraph serenades: HAHAHHA coma states: i have listened to rent for the past 6 hours no lie. coma states: holy shit. well. 5 hours straight. seraph serenades: hahahhaa seraph serenades:...
i can never sleep anymore
Stranger: that’s key to being a furry
Stranger: still human in an animal shell
You: ok well that’s not the key to being a dino
You: ok what kind of dino do you pretend to be
You: triceratops?
Stranger: a raptor guy, but since i just read the book i imagined it as a kid, so its like almost upright, also with tentacles inside, but you know, whatevz
Stranger: not my choice
You:...
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today i did not/am not going to leave my house. i am going to order a pizza
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Watchwe sleep 18 hours but we always party 24 we have three toes but we’ll pound 3000 bud lights eat cocaine off america’s gravestone put your dick inside our ass and kill you if you ever tell
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Liz
deathcannon:
Let’s hang out later.
i just saw this. let’s hang out tomorrow?
(303): At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends. (1-303): At about the same time you guys weren’t burritos.
- taco bell + filiburto’s
i’m designed to feel slightly dissatisfied!
